So Barack Obama's Campaign bought 30 minutes of time at 8pm Wednesday October 29th. They are also trying to buy time on ABC and Fox according to US News and World Report. I guess Barack has so much cash he doesn't know what to do. This can either be a really good move and secure victory or be one of the funniest things we will ever see. I know Perot did it in the 90s but come on an Infomercial? I don't know how it will turn out but one thing for sure it's got to be cheezy. That's right cheezy not cheesy. I think they should get Ron Popeil to help sell the Prez-o-matic. Ron (a former Chicagoan) can use his famous "But wait, there's more!" line to sell Obama's last minute solution to all of our financial worries. Maybe Barack can include a Pocket Fisherman or Foreman Grill with every vote? I just can't stop imagining Barack in a knit sweater peddling himself. Then Biden showing up with his big white toothed grin and tan. I know Biden could use some of Ronco's GLH hair spray paint to cover up the spot on the back of his head without any plugs. Let's wait and see if this use of cash actually does the trick and smacks McCain's chances of winning to none. Some people who watch shows at those times might be pissed if they're pre-empted for this thing. Can you imagine McCain peddling himself with Pailn by his side? They can have her teenage daughter get married during the commercial and I'm sure it would fetch top ratings. Palin can hold an M-16 on the boyfriend so he can't get away. My Tivo will be on record that Wednesday night!
Adam
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